Texts From Last Night

[Lets_Eat_Paste]

Hey, members! Here's a fun game! It's called Texts From Last Night and here's now it works:

You go to this website and pick a text message that one of your characters will send to the character posted above them (if you need to replace pronouns with character names for all sense sake, please do). Remember: None of this is canon, so please try not to get offended. Speaking of being offended, please try and pick text messages that fit within the PG-13 rating that ProBoards allows.

So, without further ado:

Sent From: William MaCarthy
Sent To: Devi Kumar

I saw a groundhog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.

[The Exodus]

Sent From: Devi Kumar
Sent To: Bill MaCarthy

(906):

hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves

[blueeyeddevil]

Sent From: Solange de Grace
Sent To: Devi Kumar

Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?

[The Exodus]

Sent From: Tristan Vidal
Sent To: Solange de Grace
(609):

So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?

[Lets_Eat_Paste]

Sent From: Torben Blau
Sent To: Tristan Vidal

Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man

[The Exodus]

From: Gabriel Fontaine
To: Torben Blau

(270):

My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex

[Lets_Eat_Paste]

From: Gwendoline Fontaine
To: Gabriel Fontaine

I wanna bring you to show and tell

[The Exodus]

From: Gabriel Fontaine
To: Gwendoline Fontaine

(312):

Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night

[Lets_Eat_Paste]

From: Torben Blau
To: Gabriel Fontaine

Actually, I AM a sock model

[The Exodus]

From: Tristan Vidal
To: Torben Blau

You were plastered and wouldn't stop telling this girl about your plan to graffiti a church in easter colored spray-paint saying that Jesus was a Zombie...

[blueeyeddevil]

From: Solange de Grace
To: Tristan Vidal

Send help, water and tortillas.

[The Exodus]

From: Tristan Vidal
To: Solange de Grace

You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.

[Lets_Eat_Paste]

From: Gwendoline Fontaine
To: Tristan Vidal

I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.

[The Exodus]

From: Gabriel Fontaine
To: Gwendoline Fontaine

(843):
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.

[Lets_Eat_Paste]

From: Olive Degarmo
To: Gabriel Fontaine

New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.