Texts From Last Night

[The Exodus]

From: Gabriel Fontaine
To: Olive Degarmo

(540):

The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.

[Lets_Eat_Paste]

From: Gwendoline Fontaine
To: Gabriel Fontaine

Banned from zoo... Again.

[The Exodus]

From: Gabriel Fontaine
To: Gwendoline Fontaine

(706):
It's a goat... but where the f*ck did it come from?

[Lets_Eat_Paste]

From: Torben Blau
To: Gabriel Fontaine

Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?

[The Exodus]

From: Tristan Vidal
To: Torben Blau

(620):
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.

[Lets_Eat_Paste]

From: Georgette Duguay
To: Tristan Vidal

I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.

[The Exodus]

From: Santiago Ortiz
To: Georgette Duguay

(973):

I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.

[blueeyeddevil]

From: Reese Cordova
To: Santiago Ortiz

I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers...

[The Exodus]

From: Damien Blackwood-Michaud
To: Reese Cordova

(619):
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class.

[Lets_Eat_Paste]

From: Bill MaCarthy
To: Damien Michaud

IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM

[The Exodus]

From: Damien Blackwood Michaud
To: Bill McCarthy

(610):
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.

[Lets_Eat_Paste]

From: Penny MaCarthy
To: Damien Blackwood-Michaud

we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now

[plantnerd92]

From: Sasha Ivanova
To: Damien Michaud-Blackwood

"Wait. Tell the rest at Happy Hour. I want to be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions."

Edit: Totally realized I did this wrong, but I changed it.

[blueeyeddevil]

From: Nikolai Tarasova
To: Sasha Ivanova

The paramedics were not my fault this time.

[The Exodus]

From: Carmen Vega
To: Nikolai Tarasova

(609):
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you