Texts From Last Night

[Lets_Eat_Paste]

From: Georgette Duguay
To: Carmen Vega

I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.

[The Exodus]

From: Santiago Ortiz
To: Georgette Duguay

(856):
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?

[Lets_Eat_Paste]

From: Georgette Duguay
To: Santiago Ortiz

We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" parties

[The Exodus]

From: Santiago Ortiz
To: Georgette Duguay

(202):
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit

[plantnerd92]

From: Sasha Ivanova
To: Santiago Oritz

"Laugh all you want, but 99 grapes was stronger than what you were drinking."

[The Exodus]

From: Santiago Ortiz
To: Sasha Ivanova

(407):

i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds interesting.

[blueeyeddevil]

From: Reese Cordova
To: Santiago Ortiz

He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.

[The Exodus]

From: Damien Blackwood Michaud
To: Reese Cordova

what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers

[blueeyeddevil]

From: Reese Cordova
To: Damien Blackwood Michaud

Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.

[Lets_Eat_Paste]

(I'm restarting this since it died)

From: Gwendoline Fontaine
To: Tristan Vidal

I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.

[The Exodus]

From: Gabriel Fontaine
To: Gwendoline Fontaine

(303):

Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered

[Lets_Eat_Paste]

From: Torben Blau
To: Gabriel Fontaine

I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.

[plantnerd92]

From: Linnea Hepworth
To: Torben Blau

(718): You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.

[Lets_Eat_Paste]

From Georgette Duguay
To: Linnea Hepworth

I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.

[plantnerd92]

From Sasha Ivanova
To Georgette Dugay

G: Are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking Popsicle vodka?

S: ...... Well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT!